Funny Quotes

Sweet Son: Can you come check my poopnis?
Me: Your what?
Sweet Son: Well, pee comes out of a penis...

Sweet Son: Mama, you shouldn't call it a toothbrush.
Me: What should it be called?
Sweet Son: A TEETHbrush

Sweet Daughter: I need to learn how to read.
Me: I agree, you eventually need to learn how to read.
Sweet Daughter: Now, I need to learn now. If a princess doesn't know how to read she can't become an astronaut.
(She has never seen a princess video or read a princess book, but she hears about them from her friends.)